What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:01
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why did Sumire's summoning Nue act strangely in response to Kawaki's karma?
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How many trans people are lawful gun owners?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do many men like women's breasts?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
Octopussy
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.